[at the gym, last session]
Here, yours truly is dying a bit and the pain is gnawing at her legs
instructor: okay, ab time, crunch for two!
(How these people still be all preppy and shiz is beyond me, here I am crawling towards the finish line cause i is weak lol)
instructor: okay now pulse!!
brain: oh yeehhh pause 😬
me: OH PULSE
the subconscious amirite 😂