i had to do heavy-duty laundry today
because the dirty clothes was turning into a mountain
higher than everest (okay, tipulah kan tapi serious, memang banyak)
WARNING: click the little x box now because this would be a total waste of your time, none of mine, because i have checked out my brain yesterday and i can go brain dead for 3 months 🙂
so off i went, carrying my laundry and hoping to not meet anyone because the amount of laundry was literally up till my nose. but nooo, someone up there thought, “hey, im bored! let’s play a sims game with kelly and let her have an awkward day!” yes, thankyou pffthh
i was struggling with my laundry bag, carrying it from underneath (hoping for it to not cave over and spill all my laundry on the floor, all shapes, sizes and colours and undies aiyothehorror). felt for the lift button to go down, but i pressed up, and realised it was the wrong button, so i pressed down. and when the lift for going up opened, wanting to not look like an idiot who pressed two buttons for no reason, what did i do?
i ran and hid away from the lift, hoping for them not to see me. and that’s when the lift for going down opened too pffth.
awkward moment #2
so i casually stepped into the lift. made it seemed like nothing happened and of course, it was the landlord. he politely pressed 1 for me (a.k.a the laundry room) and i don’t know about you, but i feel so awkward when getting into lifts with people in it/people coming in. do you know what i mean? you’re there in this little cubicle with a stranger/strangers and it gets soooo quiet (except for the obnoxious ones) and the weird thing is, you wouldn’t know where exactly to look and most of the time everybody just stares straight ahead. read this article once about lift etiquette and they say, you should smile at them and just stare at the led screen showing the floor number until its your turn.
lemme just say, i tried but it still feels damn awkward. another awkward moment with the landlord was when i was waiting for ateqs to come to the apartment one day and i forgot that the landlord was also coming
so when the phone-that-buzzes-people-in-to-apartment rang, i picked it up and readily assumed it was ateqs
and said some pretty silly things which i can’t remember what (thankgod)
then, realising it was the landlord! (i had a mini heart attack)
kamy who was there, heard my voice being all serious all of a sudden and could’ve guessed what happened. and so,
me: ehhh, you lah open the door! i taknak, then he’ll know its ME
kamy: nanti he would think it’s ME la pulak! (that was my plan actually *evil grin*)
landlord comes in and i could tell he was trying not to laugh (he did that also on the phone and i really wonder what was he thinking, “silly asian girl”)
and i try to act like nothing happened. again.
yes, im kelly and i do silly things like that once in a blue moon (hah, i wish! more like all the time)
ooh, and i just came back from watching New Moon
nothing to hoot about but swooning over Jacob Black
team JACOB woot!
anyhoo, i found some bits very entertaining
this one part, the black vampire said to Bella, “i can’t help it, you’re just too mouthwatering” and that’s when i LOLed.
and the ending was a total bomb lah.
but everybody in the cinema laughed. which is good, right? tee hee
“i don’t understand what’s so great about vampires which glitter in the sunlight” – nad
tomorrow sambung movie marathon.